MOOSE's definitions

BOB-FOC

Body Off Baywatch - Face Off Crimewatch. A female with a splendid figure but a face like a bag of spanners

JEEEEZ thats a right BOBFOC over there

by Moose September 19, 2003

pinche

Used to confuse those who do not understand spanish while you are cursing at them. Often mixed with english to provide this effect.

Hey, go to hell you pinche faggot.

by Moose September 24, 2003

gayboi

some1 called davakarusty

oi u...gayboi!

by moose August 17, 2003

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.

Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

by Moose September 23, 2003

Squirrel Covers

A pair of womens' panties. A woman's bush is hairy like a squirrel, hence, why they call them squirrel covers.

I want to sniff her sweet smelling squirrel covers.

by Moose August 30, 2004

scrog

1: To grab another person in a headlock and noogie them until they beg for mercy.

2: Cider Dregs.

1: *noogie noogie noogie*

by Moose November 17, 2003

nun

Magical women with the power of flight who majored in Art History in college and enjoy discussing/displaying bawdy and ribald paintings.

That flying nun sure does love Baroque art.

by Moose September 24, 2003