MOOSE's definitions

breasts

Wonderful headrests attached to women's chests.

I love resting my head on breasts.

by Moose September 24, 2003

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.

Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

by Moose September 23, 2003

Cleveland steamroom

The result of taking a shit into a laundry drier and setting it on high heat.

Before I left that dumb bitch's house I turned her laundry room into a cleveland steam room!

by Moose September 21, 2003

Good day

something said by one Brit to another in an attempt at cordiality when in actuality both parties despise the other (which can be attributed to irritablility caused by bad weather and overly high socks.)

"Good day to you too....you bloody cheap bastard."

by Moose November 23, 2003

BOB-FOC

Body Off Baywatch - Face Off Crimewatch. A female with a splendid figure but a face like a bag of spanners

JEEEEZ thats a right BOBFOC over there

by Moose September 19, 2003

Squirrel Covers

A pair of womens' panties. A woman's bush is hairy like a squirrel, hence, why they call them squirrel covers.

I want to sniff her sweet smelling squirrel covers.

by Moose August 30, 2004

nun

Magical women with the power of flight who majored in Art History in college and enjoy discussing/displaying bawdy and ribald paintings.

That flying nun sure does love Baroque art.

by Moose September 24, 2003