MOOSE's definitions

free speech

Nothing more than an illusion.

Most people think they have free speech, but they don't.

by Moose September 23, 2003

SWK

Refers to the Star Wars Kid who made
the video of himself fighting like Darth Maul. Can also refer to any extreme Star Wars fan.

That guy has got nothing on the SWK.

by Moose July 24, 2003

Quagmire

a stupid and petty little group of children who seems to think these definitions he puts up here are meant to make us feel bad. just save it. you're all pathetic.

go superquagmire! awayy! omg, you're all such cocks,james, joe, simon, luke, craig, and mike. you know who you are, now go away you cock sucking, pony humping pricks.

by moose February 10, 2005

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.

Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

by Moose September 23, 2003

BOB-FOC

Body Off Baywatch - Face Off Crimewatch. A female with a splendid figure but a face like a bag of spanners

JEEEEZ thats a right BOBFOC over there

by Moose September 19, 2003

h0x0r

1337 for hacker. also |-|0x0|2

1 15 4 1337 h0x0r<---- I is a leet hacker-Leet speak

by Moose July 19, 2004

nun

Magical women with the power of flight who majored in Art History in college and enjoy discussing/displaying bawdy and ribald paintings.

That flying nun sure does love Baroque art.

by Moose September 24, 2003