2 definitions by MK1996

Stressturbate

Masturbation or masturbatory habits not related to overall horniness, but rather caused by, or in response to a stressful situation or stimulus.

Stressturbating when used in the present tense, Stressturbated when used in the future tense

With finals week fast approaching, and no chicks in sight, Phil decided to Stressturbate before studying for his math exam.

After a long day at work, Nancy planned to Stressturbate when she got home.

by MK1996 August 15, 2016

New Jersey Devils

The greatest hockey team that has ever existed. Nothing else needs to be said.

Yeah, that team is good, but the New Jersey Devils are way better.

by MK1996 April 3, 2013