MJPDII's definitions

nuttcuddler

Someone who is a homosexual.

Your such a fuckin nuttcuddler.

by MJPDII August 6, 2003

cumjunkies

A girl who is addicted to cum.

That skank sucked my dick like she needed my cum inside of her, she was a real cumjunkie.

by MJPDII August 2, 2003

crankwhore

Someone who has sex for crank/speed.

You are a toothless crankwhore.

by MJPDII August 6, 2003

shift gears

When a man has to shift his cock and balls from time to time in order to avoid a ballwedgie.

When I sleep my cock and balls get moved around alot and sometimes I have to shift gears and pull my cock and balls out from between my legs.

by MJPDII August 6, 2003

cumchugger

Someone who loves to drink cum.

I nutted in a glass and my girlfriend drank it like it was nothing and wanted more, but this time she got it stright from the tube, what a cumchugger she is.

by MJPDII August 6, 2003

poleclimber

Someone who loves dick, man or woman.

Your a fuckin poleclimber.

by MJPDII August 6, 2003

muff music

Air that comes out of a woman's vagina during sex.

I love to make muff music during sex.

by MJPDII August 3, 2003