MJPDII's definitions

nuttcuddler

Someone who is a homosexual.

Your such a fuckin nuttcuddler.

by MJPDII August 6, 2003

cumjunkies

A girl who is addicted to cum.

That skank sucked my dick like she needed my cum inside of her, she was a real cumjunkie.

by MJPDII August 2, 2003

cumkettel

Someone who is used just for cumming in.

That bitch is just my personal cumkettel.

by MJPDII August 6, 2003

crankwhore

Someone who has sex for crank/speed.

You are a toothless crankwhore.

by MJPDII August 6, 2003

ballwedgie

When a mans dick and balls get somewhat tangled between his legs, either by walking, sitting, or sleeping.

When I wear shorts with no underwear and try to sit down, my cock and balls sometimes get cought under my thigh causing a ballwedgie.

by MJPDII August 6, 2003

poleclimber

Someone who loves dick, man or woman.

Your a fuckin poleclimber.

by MJPDII August 6, 2003

muff music

Air that comes out of a woman's vagina during sex.

I love to make muff music during sex.

by MJPDII August 3, 2003