11 definitions by MJPDII

poleclimber

Someone who loves dick, man or woman.

Your a fuckin poleclimber.

by MJPDII August 6, 2003

crankwhore

Someone who has sex for crank/speed.

You are a toothless crankwhore.

by MJPDII August 6, 2003

beaverburp

Air in the vagina that is released by a good fucking.

I love the way that beaverburp sounded as I pulled my cock out of her tight pussy.

by MJPDII August 6, 2003

ballwedgie

When a mans dick and balls get somewhat tangled between his legs, either by walking, sitting, or sleeping.

When I wear shorts with no underwear and try to sit down, my cock and balls sometimes get cought under my thigh causing a ballwedgie.

by MJPDII August 6, 2003

shift gears

When a man has to shift his cock and balls from time to time in order to avoid a ballwedgie.

When I sleep my cock and balls get moved around alot and sometimes I have to shift gears and pull my cock and balls out from between my legs.

by MJPDII August 6, 2003

cumchugger

Someone who loves to drink cum.

I nutted in a glass and my girlfriend drank it like it was nothing and wanted more, but this time she got it stright from the tube, what a cumchugger she is.

by MJPDII August 6, 2003

muff music

Air that comes out of a woman's vagina during sex.

I love to make muff music during sex.

by MJPDII August 4, 2003