1 definition by MJ BEAST
Someone who breaths, sleeps, and lives NASCAR. Usually smoke in the woods with a bottle of beer, and their belly hangs out. Maybe a crack head. If they went 2 college its a miracle-but it has to be 5 towns college. Someone who is probably bald and kidnapps little boys.- They have nothing else 2 do.
NASCAR LOVERS, CRACK HEADS, SMOKEAHOLICS, KIDNAPPERS.-NO KNOWLAGE, PEEING ON THINGS, SHAVING ARMS, PUBLIC URANATION, DRINKING BEER WITH FRIENDS WHILE WATCHING NASCAR, WATCHING NEKKED PEOPLE. HAVE 2 FRIENDS WHO ARE ALSO ASSES.-BIG ASS BEARDS.- REDNECKS. WIPING ASSES WITH YUGIOH CARDS
by MJ BEAST April 9, 2011