MHG13's definitions
(as heard on South Park) an unsightly looking vagina, by conventional standards, encompassed by: 1) oversized inner labia that is overgrown and wrinkly, resembling large cabbage leaves, and 2) an unkempt/untrimmed bush.
She had a bad case of muff cabbage, but since she got waxed now she only has some crazy roast beef curtains.
by MHG13 October 18, 2010
Get the muff cabbagemug.