Definitions by MC5 Buttonwillow
Cooteroid
A large ingrown hair located on a woman's UPA or directly located on her private parts. Typically the result of shaving ones pubic hair or bikini line. White heads are sometimes present but not necessarily.
Cooteroid by MC5 Buttonwillow September 16, 2013
Queard
A beard that a man wears that causes his appearance to change in a way in which onlookers will assume he is or is most likely a homosexual. Basically a queer beard.
Person 1: "Is Brad Pitt gay?"
Person 2: "No he's married!"
Person 1: "His beard makes him look gay."
Person 2: "That's impossible beards are badass!"
Person 1: "Look see!"
Person 2: "That's not a beard stupid, that's a queard!"
Person 2: "No he's married!"
Person 1: "His beard makes him look gay."
Person 2: "That's impossible beards are badass!"
Person 1: "Look see!"
Person 2: "That's not a beard stupid, that's a queard!"
Queard by MC5 Buttonwillow September 16, 2013