1 definition by MC-Hammer-

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A collaboration of boy and ointment. This is a multi-purpose substance used for many things including facial moisturizer, teeth whitener, hair conditioner, laundry detergent, and baby making.
Wow, Nick, all this bointment sure has been making my teeth sparkle!

I might go blind if I get any more of this bointment in my eye!!
by MC-Hammer- September 26, 2011

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