3 definitions by MASTERBLASTER69

Ben Affleck

When you rap tinfoil around your dick then put peanut butter and jelly on it then stick your dick in the toaster set on the dark setting and turn the toaster on.

I got super hammered the other day and when I woke up my dick was burnt, covered in tinfoil and peanut butter & jelly stuck in the toaster. I must have given myself a Ben Affleck agan.Why dose that keep happening?

by MASTERBLASTER69 November 16, 2005

mosit

An incestuous father with great and powerful butt-lust in regards to his son.

or

An inter-dimensional sex toy.

Person 1: "That dude's a mosit."
Person 2: "Call Chris Hansen."

Person 1: "I used a mosit last night"
Person 2: "Which dimension did it end up in?"

by MASTERBLASTER69 October 22, 2013

karrot top

When you or a hot bitch gives you two paper cuts on the tip of your penis making a x.

This hot bitch gave me a Karrot top. It hurt but I liked it!

by MASTERBLASTER69 November 16, 2005