MARTHA's definitions

mother fucker

this word has many meanings:
1. a person who fucks mothers "i fucked your mom"
2. a bitch who fucks shit up "you broke it you mother fucker"

3. a word to emphisize somthing "you kicked the mother fuckin shit out of him"
4. a word to fill in blanks in a sentence "yo me and this mother fucker were chillin in this mother fuckin basement, you dig mother fucker?"

by martha September 1, 2008

B Jigs

name to describe a girl whose breasts jiggle/bounce when she walks, runs, or jumps. (B=boobs...Jigs=Jiggle)

*Me running to the bathroom in the mall with my friend, caroline*
Caroline: "YOU JIGGLE SO MUCH! Imma call you B Jigs"

by martha July 21, 2005

half past ur mom

phrase used as an answer to the question: "what time is it?" ...when you don't feel like checking or telling the person.

Me: "What time is it?"
Amanda: "Umm...Half past your mom? =| "

by martha July 21, 2005

biter

someone who copies off someone else constantly and when confronted about it, deny it and convince themselves that they were the ones to come up with the idea first.

I know someone who is a complete biter...She copies my style.

by martha April 17, 2005

scrapper

someone who is always asking people for money, food, clothes, anything that is easily accessible...but they are too lazy to get it themselves...also known as a scavenger

Heather: "Can I borrow 50 cents?"
Me: *coughscrappercough*

by martha April 17, 2005

butters

noun: a person who is "on someones dick/tit" meaning, they always follow someone around and it seems like there is a perpetual one inch string attached from the person...

buttery, adjective: having the characteristic of a butters

noun--Heather always follows me around, she is butters.

adjective--Sometimes she is very buttery and it pisses me off

by martha April 17, 2005

meatwad

used to desbribe a story or memory where 'you had to be there'...if someone tells a story and thinks its HILARIOUS...but no one else laughs or gets it...because 'you had to be there'...its is meatwad moment

Ryan: "OMG it was so funny...Billy got hit by a car and it was the funniest thing....HAHAHAHHAH **cracking up**"
Martha: "**straight face**...Meatwad?"
Ryan: "ahh yea.....**continues laughing**"

by martha April 17, 2005