MARTHA's definitions

meatwad

used to desbribe a story or memory where 'you had to be there'...if someone tells a story and thinks its HILARIOUS...but no one else laughs or gets it...because 'you had to be there'...its is meatwad moment

Ryan: "OMG it was so funny...Billy got hit by a car and it was the funniest thing....HAHAHAHHAH **cracking up**"
Martha: "**straight face**...Meatwad?"
Ryan: "ahh yea.....**continues laughing**"

by martha April 17, 2005

Bixen

1. (n.) Variation of vixen
2. (n.) Any person with a lousy computer
3. (adj.) Crappy Computer

That guy's computer gets pwned by an Imac. He must be a bixen.

by Martha July 1, 2003

exit interview

An exit interview is the conversation that you have with your boyfriend/girlfriend after you break up. During this conversation you set bounderies for future communication, and you discuss how good or bad the relationship was.

"It's been real, it's been fun, but it hasen't been real fun.." OR "You suck, beat it Corky.."

by martha May 3, 2004

perico

what Tony Montana calls yeyo and most people call cocaine.

I snorted the best perico last weekend.

by martha March 24, 2004

Beegin'

1. To act like your generation is better than any following.
2. To make fun of all music that was not originated in the 1960s.
3. To sporatically say wise, God-like statements.

Man: A Perfect Circle? What is this? It sucks!!
Girl: Stop your freaking beegin'!

by Martha March 19, 2003

hot topic

A store that sells a certain type of clothing. It cannot control the type of people that shop there. It's actually a pretty reliable place to get some good stuff. (in my opinion) It's not unorigional of course because it IS a popular store afterall. But is that really Hot Topics fault? I think people shouldn't insult such a thing. It's prices may be high but hey, everythings overpriced. Those bastards.

Poser #1: Hey guys, let's all go to hot topic because all the punks shop there!
Poser #2: Hey guys, let's all hate hot topic because all the posers shop there!
Normal Person #1: Hey guys, let's go to Hot Topic because i like the stuff they sell
Normal Person #2: Hey guys, let's not go to hot topic because i hate the stuff they sell.

by Martha May 27, 2004

manteca

the drug we call heroin

I like to get a hold of some manteca.

by martha March 24, 2004