Politics politics politics...You just can't say Merry Christmas anymore, we have to be politically correct and address everyone's frickin' holiday! So here it is, cover all bases with this: Merry, Happy, whatever the hell you celebrate, Chrismahanakwanazaka Beeotch!
Are they Jewish, Christian, or African? Don't know? Say this: Merry Chrismahanakwanzaka!