Definitions by LustStarrr

procrastivation 

Avoiding the important task at hand by instead doing lots of other, less important tasks. Misplaced motivation, mixed with procrastination, which results in a sense of accomplishment for a lot of things, except that one thing which you were meant to do.

Fern sat down to do her essay, but due to procrastivation, she instead ended up applying for several jobs and cleaning out her spam email folder.

procrastivation by LustStarrr November 8, 2013

cleptoflamia 

The unconscious theft of Lighters. Also known as Cleptoflamamania.

Related: cleptopenia

I must have had cleptoflamia at that party last night, I came home with 5 lighters in my bag!

cleptoflamia by LustStarrr May 10, 2011