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A substance extremely similar to Crack.

The difference, however, is one is made as the result of unicorns firing magical lasers into the sun, which, in turn, refracts a fire-rainbow onto the moon, where it is then collected by space chinchillas, packaged in crystal jars made from orphan tears, and sent in a rocket back to Earth.

The other you just buy from your local Jimmy.
...Wait, wait, WHAT?

That's not even CLOSE to Awesome Sauce, biddy, WHAT WRONG WIT YOU?
by Lumennex August 26, 2011
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