A substance extremely similar to Crack.
The difference, however, is one is made as the result of unicorns firing magical lasers into the sun, which, in turn, refracts a fire-rainbow onto the moon, where it is then collected by space chinchillas, packaged in crystal jars made from orphan tears, and sent in a rocket back to Earth.
The other you just buy from your local Jimmy.
...Wait, wait, WHAT?
That's not even CLOSE to Awesome Sauce, biddy, WHAT WRONG WIT YOU?
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