The traditional Bogan:
Identification key for the male of the species:
Black desert boots, tight black jeans, blue singlet or black t-shirt (AC-DC etc), blue chequered flannelette (flanny) long sleeved shirt.
Mullet haircut (Short at the front, long at the back – refer: Billy Ray Cyrus
The haircut with its own motto: 'Business at the front, party at the back' in some circles also referred to as: 'Party at the back, business at the front' Either way it is still a shit haircut.
Smokes ‘winfield blues’, these are generally located rolled up in the sleeve of the ‘flanny’
Drinks Victoria Bitter
Drives a generally loud V8 Holden or Ford with a stupid sticker on the back taking the piss
out of the make of car that they do not drive; or simply stating the make/model of car that they do drive, just in case they forget.
Identification key for the female of the species:
Loud whore with way too many snotty brats, horrible shrill voice, shocking accent, really stupid (no analogy available), shops at Safeway
, also possesses all of the traits of the male of the species.
Social activities include: going down the pub, drinking, arguing, violence, breeding, prejudice of all varieties, watching the footy
, watching Big Brother
, watching Greys anatomy
, watching today tonight
and A current affair
to see what their relatives are up to, watching the cricket, ten-pin bowling, doing burnouts
and bog laps (bogan laps = driving around town just because), filling the front yard up with cars thereby further devaluing the neighbourhood, bbq
’s and referring to everyone else as bogans (no I am not a bogan; don’t be a smart-arse
The contemporary Bogan:
White trash with a severe American influence on their language, social skills and lack of fashion sense.