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Dasani Water
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Dasani is a
garbage
brand of water and no one—
not even
Hitler should
have to
drink Satan’s filtered urine (a.k.a. Dasani)
Little shit
: Hey man, I got you Dasani water.
Any rational
human being
: ARE YOU
TRYING TO KILL
ME!?
Dasani Water
by
Luingi
April 16, 2021
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