LudwigVan's definitions

pipe weed

An unidentified smoking herb in Tolkien's Lord of the Rings trilogy. An obvious reference to tobacco, or maybe marijuana.

Gandalf: I brought a sack of pipe weed.
Frodo: Cool, let's all get high!

by LudwigVan December 21, 2003

sprunt

A name for a fictitious feminine hygeine spray, proposed by George Carlin.

Sure, I always carry Sprunt in my purse. Right next to my Red Flag tampons.

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

marathon

An act, such as a running race or sex, engaged in for a very long time, i.e. at least several hours.

He's been in his room watching the Andy Griffith Show marathon; he ain't comin' out.

by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

aguacate

Mexican Spanish for "avocado", but can also mean "testicle". From Nahuatl ahuacatl.

¡Ay papí, tienes aguacates grandes!

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

decaf

To perform an abortion on a cow.

Gawshdarnit, I had to decaf Bessie cuz Junior forgot to castrate the bull.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

wat

Ethiopian stew containing vegetables, berbere (a very hot mixture of spices) and sometimes meat and/or boiled egg. Traditionally eaten with a pancake-like bread called injera, without a spoon or fork.

Doro wat is chicken stew, sega wat is lamb stew, and yemiser wat is lentil stew.

by LudwigVan August 23, 2004

terrier

Someone who commits acts of terrierism.

According to Dubya.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003