LudwigVan's definitions

moderate

(noun) A political orientation, also known as centrist, that seeks a middle road between liberal and conservative, a balanced political outlook. True moderates take varying positions on matters based on independence of thought, though many false moderates are merely timid conservatives or liberals.

A typical moderate takes more liberal stances on civil-liberties issues such as gay rights, abortion, immigration and diversity, and separation of church and state, as well as an active promotion of social causes by the government. Yet, he seeks to do so in more fiscally conservative ways, relying less on taxation and regulation and more on private initiative.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

Sudan

A country in northeast Africa centered in the upper Nile (where the White and Blue Nile merge), capital is Khartoum. It has endured a long civil war between the Arabs of the north and the Black Africans of the south and west, which has resulted in genocide, rape, slavery and other atrocities. The name is Arabic for 'black people'.

Sudan is the Mississippi of the Middle East.

by LudwigVan August 23, 2004

Texas justice

Capital punishment, the death penalty.

Saddam Hussein will probably get some Texas justice.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

koose

Offensive slang for vagina. From Arabic.

Koos 'ummak! ("Your mother's cunt", a common Arabic-language insult.)

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

garden

A highly euphemistic term for the female genitalia.

Awake, O north wind; and come, thou south; blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits.
-- Bible, Song of Songs 4:16

by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

chinga tu madre

Spanish for "fuck your mother".

¡Chinga tú madre, puto!

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

silver foot

What members of the Bush family are born with. Often found in owner's mouth.

"Poor George, he can't help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth!"
-- Ann Richards (later Texas Governor), 1988 Democratic National Convention

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003