LudwigVan's definitions

klingon

An alien life form from the Star Trek books, television series and movies, origially the enemies of the Federation. Also the Klingon language, tlhIngan Hol, a constructed language (conlang) invented by Mark Okrand especially for the Star Trek movies of the 1980s and Star Trek: The Next Generation TV series.

Qapla' is how you say "goodbye" (literally "success!") in Klingon.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

311

The non-emergency counterpart of 911.

I think we're lost, call 311.

by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

STFU or GTFO

Shut The Fuck Up or Get The Fuck Out.

Wise words, Ludwig.

by LudwigVan March 12, 2004

hump music

Music appropriate for sex, such as that by Marvin Gaye and Barry White. Also the incidental music in pornographic movies, often very cheap disco.

I got five whole CD's of hump music for when my wife and I celebrate our wedding anniversary.

by LudwigVan October 1, 2004

Inuit

The proper term for Eskimos, a people who live in arctic Canada, Alaska USA and Greenland. Closely related to the Aleut. Also Inuktitut, the language of the Inuit, which has a very complex agglutinative grammar that can express entire sentences in a single long word.

(Inuit is plural, Inuk is singular.)

An example of Greenlandic Inuit:

Ataqqinassusermik inuup nammineq pigisaanik aammalu anooqatigiinnut ilaasortaasut tamarmik naligiimmik annaasassaanngitsumillu pisinnaatitaaffeqarnissaannik akuersissuteqarneq nunarsuarmi kiffaanngissuseqarnermut, naapertuilluarnermut eqqissinissamullu tunngaviummata...

"Whereas recognition of the inherent dignity and of the equal and inalienable rights of all members of the human family is the foundation of freedom, justice and peace in the world...""

(From the UN Universal Declaration of Human Rights.)

by LudwigVan February 22, 2004

caballo

Spanish: 1) horse 2) slang for heroin 3) Very rude slang for a feminine napkin.

Price check on a 4,000 pack of Stayfree Ultra Absorbent!

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

woman

Leading cause of life in humans.

Jesus was born of a woman.

by LudwigVan March 5, 2004