5 definitions by Lt.biscuits

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When one leaves the party earlier than expected, or falls asleep due to excessive consumption of alcohol & drugs. Where a friend leaves a Party of friend's due to his/her own stupidity or a chance of a legover. Where one will be punished by the masses until the dodging is done.
Me: 'i cant believe that Pheonix has gone back to his tent'
Pad: 'oh no Pheonix has done the dodge!
Crowd: (chanting to the mellow beats of the bongo drum)'PHEONIX HAS DONE THE DODGE! PHEONIX HAS DONE THE DODGE!(repeated many times until the culprit emerges from his pit)'

Me: 'Where has Pad gone?'
Becca: 'he has done the dodge to the DEATH HOUSE'
Me; 'the dodgy fucker'
by Lt.biscuits November 04, 2007
Emotramp is a term used by Colliery Yoots to identify a being of mysterious origin. The Emotramp normally a timid creature can be angered when threatened with an un-groomed fringe covering the right eye. In this Situation the Emotramp will use its natural defense mechanism of the DISCO-FISTand a high pitch SONAR SQUEEL which can only be understood by the SEACOW or common MANATEE. If faced with this life threatening situation, drop to the ground, collect yourself in a fetal position and protect your face and ears. The Emotramp will normally be armed with Such accessories as THE PUMPS, The Hair extension, The Afgani Trany (which is a head/neck scarf used to shield an emo's Identiy) Various items used to decorate the fringe area & a Frankie goes to Hollywood t-shirt. The Emotramp is also an unfortunate creature which is 'Decadely Challanged' and is unable to pull herself out of the eighties.....
Me: 'Hey did you see the Emotramp coming out of the hairdressers this morning?'
Becs: 'Hell yeah......i felt like i had stepped into a timewarp!'
Me: 'Oh No you didn't make any sudden movements around the barnet did you?'
Becs: Oh cheers tell me this now.......she's already stole my Curly Wurly and chased me down the street packing a pair of travel GHD's and some Ultra Hold Hairspray'
by Lt.biscuits November 04, 2007
Shirking your party responsibilities and leaving your fellow man behind. Leaving yourself open to attack and revenge!
'Hew! You DOING THE DODGE again?!.....LOSER!'
by Lt.biscuits November 04, 2007
An unholy house of HELL and TERROR. Four walls of Filth where Men and Boys are unsafe to sleep for fear of Attack from a DEATH WENCH. To be found in the presence of said DEATH WENCH, you would be seen to have DONE THE DODGE!!!
Me: 'where is Carlos?'
Vicky: 'she's gone to the DEATH HOUSE to restock provisions and to save Dobell from the crippling grip of the DEATH WENCH and her filthy minions!'
Me: 'Do you think we should help her?'
Vicky: 'Nar that's kool, she's a full grown EMOTRAMP, and besides, she's safe enough...she doesn't have a penis!'
by Lt.biscuits November 04, 2007
The resident or residents of the DEATH HOUSE. A bloodsucking parasite that collects anything of value from the male personage, this includes sexual bodily organs, gold, jewels(family ones!), your wallet, and anything else a man holds close to his heart and/or underwear. The DEATH WENCH, not unlike the common vampire, will suck you dry and leave you feeling highly violated (not in a good way!). The DEATH WENCH, also a crafty creature, will stalk her prey and will wait for the opportune moment to strike, usually when her prey is highly intoxicated or on the brink of DOING THE DODGE.
Death Wench: 'Hey, check out that young piece of man meat, looks like he's on his way to DOING THE DODGE!
Minion: Yes master, you're right, I believe he is. Shall I ready the dungeon and crank up the Iron Maiden? And don't worry, I got the gimp suit back from the dry cleaners this morning.
Death Wench: 'Ready away, I will frisk him for any loose change. By the time he wakes i will already have a hand full of his bolony pony and his dignity will be long gone'
Minion: 'Yes master and what of the strap on?'
by Lt.biscuits November 04, 2007
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