2 definitions by LowMansLyric469
When your significant other is on her menstrual cycle, you turn her sideways and make a fist. You slide 4 fingers in her love tunnel and jam your thumb in her anus. You bring her to orgasm and your hand looks like it’s covered in Old Bay and crab mustard when you pull it out.
by LowMansLyric469 June 5, 2023
When someone from Maryland repeatedly gives a mouth hug to a Krak’in 2.0 device and erroneously gives themselves a stout shot to the snout.
The distinct gentleman from Maryland gave his Krak’in 2.0 a Maryland Mouth Hug repeatedly and wound up taking multiple foamy ropes to the cheeks.
by LowMansLyric469 August 8, 2023