11 definitions by Lovell from UT

Acronym for an Urban Dictionary Certified Professional. Basically, one who is lucky enough and/or excels at getting entries accepted by Urban Dictionary.

When one's family tree resembles a straight line - there is a clearly defined line running down to up but nothing much intersecting to provide movement to the left or right. This phenomenon is most commonly observed in eastern Utah and parts of the Deep South - those other pockets do exist.

Not to be confused with the Florida State Seminoles - though a tomahawk chop and chanting are involved. Dropping your load in the face of your partner followed by spreading it on their face like war paint. Typically, right before climax you begin to chant, plant your sword in your partners face, and finish with the tomahawk chop just like Chief Osceola.

The sexual act where you spread your partners rectal flaps with the knuckles of your index and fore finger, then cum with the screwball on a count of two balls and one strike.