1 definition by Louis Magus Crow
A Turtle Kiss is when two people who are turtling(when you has to crap but you keep halting it, so the tip of the turb exits while the bigger portion stays inside the anus) put their butts close together and touch turds and then retract them inside again.
This may be done repeatedly.
This may be done repeatedly.
Tom and Sarah both had to crap, they were both turtling.
Tom and Sarah got their butts close together and Turtle Kissed.
Tom and Sarah got their butts close together and Turtle Kissed.
by Louis Magus Crow March 7, 2012