3 definitions by Lordgumby

Dick Stomper

A small lap dog, usually from Mexico that will stomp your cock attempting to fluff it before nesting to become a dickwarmer.

Dooder quit being a dick stomper and just nest already, my dicks cold!
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by Lordgumby November 24, 2016

DickWarmer

A small lap dog, usually from Mexico that will nest on your cock to keep it warm. You must be carful because on a bad day they can become dick stompers.

Unc: Steve have u seen my dickwarmer?
Steve: I think I saw it running around the kitchen

by Lordgumby November 20, 2016

Shit Bird

A person who puts shit into a bag (human or animal), for the sole purpose of throwing it onto a roof top.

Wow, Mike is king of the shit birds!

by Lordgumby November 20, 2016