3 definitions by LordCoitus

When baser instincts kick while blackout drunk and somehow manage to find your way home. Against all odds.
Damn dude, I was so blacked out last night I have no idea how i got home last night. Gotta love pigeon mode.
by LordCoitus July 12, 2016
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When something is so startling, it might make you shit your pants.
When our plane was struck by lightning, the sound was so loud and startling, I almost shit my pants! It was shartling!
by LordCoitus October 3, 2016
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Another way of saying it doesn't bother you or affect you in any way.
In other words:
That's cool.
That ain't my problem.
That's not my concern.
I don't care.
Whatever.
A: Hey man, I ate all your fries while you were in the can.
B: That's no skin off my cock. Let's blow this joint and grab some beers!
A: Aight.
by LordCoitus September 2, 2015
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