Definitions by Lord of Snails

wrinkle-snake 

A penis, typically found in its natural environment - shriveled in the cold. But beware, when warmed up and activated, they have the ability to financially cripple you.

Fucksake Ryan, ever since you let your girlfriend near your wrinkle-snake last winter, your social life has really gone to the shitter.

wrinkle-snake by Lord of Snails November 16, 2020