Scrumpet, or Scrumpets;
A slang term for semen, such as spooge, cum, jizz, baby batter, etc. Also used to bait unicorns with, as unicorns are known to be highly aroused by scrumpets.
Sue, would you like some scrumpets? There is a fresh batch here in my skin bag.
Unicorns and whorses alike can't resist the taste of fresh scrumpets.
I hooked up with Stacey last night, and dropped a fat scrumpet on her chin.