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First get your girlfriend to stand naked facing a wall, next you go to the other side of the room, place your hands behind your head, (as to make fins) sing the theme song to Jaws and run full speed at her arse with your errect cock.

From Da Lord Nikon
Oh My god cletus! I Sharked your sis!.
Can I have a shot brother?
by Lord Nikon June 28, 2004
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