70 definitions by Lord Grimcock
British. A male homosexual; a noofter, a ponce, a heemasex, a friend of Dorothy. Also puddle-skipper.
The instant I heard he had been to a Westlife concert of his own free will I knew he was a raging puddle-jumper.
by Lord Grimcock September 4, 2007
Q: Do members feel that the marginalisation of the White race in every Western country is a positive development?
A: DUDE OMG UR A RASCIST A55HOL3 4ALL ETRNT3 LOL
A: DUDE OMG UR A RASCIST A55HOL3 4ALL ETRNT3 LOL
by Lord Grimcock September 4, 2007
Aside from its conventional meaning (look it up) can be used as a substitute for 'cool' or 'worthy' in the company of fringe metalheads and acolytes of the Necrowizard.
Amon Amarth are chthonic as fuck.
by Lord Grimcock January 14, 2008
British. The state of the old man after multiple bouts of spirited fellatio - that is, chewed to fuck. Can lead to gangrene.
by Lord Grimcock September 4, 2007
A rotund, insufferably smug oxygen thief inexplicably granted an endless supply of cash to write / produce / direct / 'act' in an agonising series of self-gratifying filmic shit.
'Clerks' was passable at the time of its making, but he wanked it dry, and the whole setup is no longer either believable or funny.
It doesn't help that he can't write - his supposedly quirky 'observational' stuff is painfully contrived - and that none of the otherwise unknown cronies that populate his lead roles film after film can act.
Still, while he, Michael Bay et al continue to find work there's hope for the least of us.
'Clerks' was passable at the time of its making, but he wanked it dry, and the whole setup is no longer either believable or funny.
It doesn't help that he can't write - his supposedly quirky 'observational' stuff is painfully contrived - and that none of the otherwise unknown cronies that populate his lead roles film after film can act.
Still, while he, Michael Bay et al continue to find work there's hope for the least of us.
I never thought my screenplay 'Lindsay Dawn And Deng Xiaoping In The Quest For The Cunt Of Mohammed' would sell until I saw Kevin Smith's 'Clerks 2'.
by Lord Grimcock August 23, 2007
by Lord Grimcock August 21, 2007
A man to whom one is related by virtue of having had a slice of the same pie. Bird's Second Law of Custardation states that six degrees of custard kinship would unite virtually the whole mammalian population of Earth. Most of them by way of a certain bitch-whore I used to work with.
Justin Timberlake, Kevin Federline, that Brummagem Paki, the Dave Clark Five, the fourth 'Lassie' and half the population of Detroit are custard cousins.
by Lord Grimcock August 25, 2008