2 definitions by Lord Azuleesh
This is a law postulating the following:
"Provided sufficient time and responses from Christians, any critical analysis of the Christian bible performed by an atheist will inevitably lead some Christian to claim that his or her bible can only be correctly understood by the Christian faithful."
i.e.- when any logical fallicies or any of the multitude of glaring contradictions that fill the christist 'holy' bible are pointed out to a bible-banging moron, their catch all response is, "well your not a christist, so you wouldn't understand." Thereby displaying that they have no logical argument for their bullshit book of lies and hate.
"Provided sufficient time and responses from Christians, any critical analysis of the Christian bible performed by an atheist will inevitably lead some Christian to claim that his or her bible can only be correctly understood by the Christian faithful."
i.e.- when any logical fallicies or any of the multitude of glaring contradictions that fill the christist 'holy' bible are pointed out to a bible-banging moron, their catch all response is, "well your not a christist, so you wouldn't understand." Thereby displaying that they have no logical argument for their bullshit book of lies and hate.
christist fundie: "The Bible says that Jesus preached peace and tolerance to all."
Atheist: "Well in Luke 19:27 explains that if you don't obey Jesus Christ and make Him your authority / King, you are to be slain. Luke 19:27 documents Jesus Christ as being a tyrannical terrorist to human beings and that the New Testament continues to qualify as a terrorist handbook."
christist fundie: "Well your not a biblical scholar so you wouldn't be able to understand."
Atheist: "Ah ha, another case of Vjack's Law for the case studies."
Christist: "The bible says that homosexuality is a sin that is punishable by death!"
Atheist: "The bible also says that eating shell fish is a sin that is punishable by death. So put down that king crab leg or I'll have to cut your head off you delusional moron."
Atheist: "Well in Luke 19:27 explains that if you don't obey Jesus Christ and make Him your authority / King, you are to be slain. Luke 19:27 documents Jesus Christ as being a tyrannical terrorist to human beings and that the New Testament continues to qualify as a terrorist handbook."
christist fundie: "Well your not a biblical scholar so you wouldn't be able to understand."
Atheist: "Ah ha, another case of Vjack's Law for the case studies."
Christist: "The bible says that homosexuality is a sin that is punishable by death!"
Atheist: "The bible also says that eating shell fish is a sin that is punishable by death. So put down that king crab leg or I'll have to cut your head off you delusional moron."
by Lord Azuleesh July 28, 2009
A term used by impotent, little-dicked republicans and their ilk to describe a woman who has the crazy idea that women should be equal to men in every legal, financial and societal manner. Also used by the same group to describe any woman who won't have sex with them because they are little-dicked, impotent old men.
Bill O'Reilly (off camera): Did you see that stupid mooly Obama has that mexican Feminazi Sotomayor up for the Supreme Court?
Secretly Progressive Democrat Cameraman: Mr. O'Reilly, could you repeat that into the mic, we need a sound check (turns on recorder)
Secretly Progressive Democrat Cameraman: Mr. O'Reilly, could you repeat that into the mic, we need a sound check (turns on recorder)
by Lord Azuleesh July 10, 2009