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pronounced re-di-tærd

The typical redditard is a peculiar creature. They belong to a hive mind and members of said hive mind will stop at nothing to make their beliefs known. These beliefs/actions/opinions include:

the advocacy for mandatory quarantine that is to be imposed upon everyone just because members of the hive mind are introverts

the advocacy of censorship

the worship of several unrelated figures including keanu reeves and bernie saunders

the obsession with an anime called the adventures of jotaro
drones of the hivemind will seek attention no matter what. How they seek it ranges from methodes such as self inflicted hard, lying about depression, starting arguments, calling out "reposts"( recycled content) and simping(while also insulting the practice) . If a redditard attempts to start an argument with you. Do not give in and insult them. They do not utilize logic in their arguments and will instead attempt to:

"cancel" you, call you out, blatantly insult you, or/and argue illogically using meme references and quotes from adventures of jotaro. This is how they suck up your energy. Don't waste it and if you find yourself in an argument with a redditard, they only way to win is not through logic, but through walking away. saying something like "shut the fuck up" or "nobody likes you" before doing this will tell the drone that they can't have your attention and you will most likely be left alone( that is if you can ignore their cries from afar)
John: i don't like mandatory quarantine and jojo

redditard drone: You absolute fucking fool, you blungus, you complete buffoon. YOU are wrong.

John: This is why nobody likes you

redditard: iM DEPRESSED THAT'S HATE SPEECH
by LongJohn89 May 23, 2020
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