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2 definitions by LongIslandMark

Male discomfort typically caused by pants riding up while seated. A portmanteau of compress and testicle. Often relieved by standing and either bouncing the balls or general shaking.
He exclaims while standing and giving his genitals a bounce: "sitting in this chair gives me compressticles!"
by longIslandMark April 23, 2009
Noun - A microwave oven. Back-formation from microwave - similar to Fridge for Refrigerator.
Reheat the leftovers in the waver.
by LongIslandMark April 23, 2009