5 definitions by Lolly Lukas

Desmond

The local public bus service.

GUY: How you gonna get into town?
GiRL: Ill get the desmond.

by Lolly Lukas June 9, 2018

beachpipe

One of those plastic tubes you spin around your head that you buy from the seaside which make a noise like wowowowowow / Someone who goes on and on and on and on about the same thing...day in...day out

HER: bikes...bikes...bikes
COWORKERS: wowowowow -beachpipe

by Lolly Lukas June 9, 2018

Kit-Kat Shuffle

Female Masturbation Technique involving the 4 fingers.

HORNY WIFE: Right hubby, I'm off to bed to watch my Magic Mike DVD and to have a quick kit-kat shuffle.
BORED HUSBAND: ok dear... shruggsville

by Lolly Lukas June 9, 2018

deludia

When someone us utterly deluded and convinced by their own stupidity.

HIM: Can't wait for the job af the new place when I'll get a 10k payrise!!
THEM: Deludia!!

by Lolly Lukas June 9, 2018

shrugsville

Devoid reaction to something which should prompt a high emotional response / When you couldn't care in the slightest. Usually accompanied by stoic expression and raising of the shoulders.

HER: Oh my God!!! I've had the worst week of my life! Lost my job, found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me and given me and STD! Mortgage is overdue and I'm broke since i was mugged last weekend and then my cat had to be put down yesterday!!
UNSYMPATHETIC FRIEND: (shrugsville)

by Lolly Lukas June 9, 2018