2 definitions by Lokiwild
You’re typical stay at home mom who moto moto likey because he likes them big and chunky she will squeeze lemons in your eyes for fun and if you startle her she is not afraid to whip out the sandal she also does this if you think she likes pans because shes a pansexual she is ready to go at you from the moment she wakes up she may be a female but she has the mane of a lion as her hair
Judge: “what is your favorite thing that your mother mommalemon does to you?”
Child:”I love 2 o’clock when she whips out the sandal and beats us while cursing us out in Spanish”
Lead investigator:”sorry sir she’s too dangerous she’s already gone through the entire squadron with one lemon
Child:”I love 2 o’clock when she whips out the sandal and beats us while cursing us out in Spanish”
Lead investigator:”sorry sir she’s too dangerous she’s already gone through the entire squadron with one lemon
by Lokiwild March 30, 2019
Being attracted to only bri the most wonderful person you will meet who can break the toughest guys into a blush with her pretty smile her amazing voice and how perfect she is for you
Me:I’m Bre-sexual and there’s no regret it’s the best kind of attraction
Friend:*meets bri* I think I’m brisexual too
Me:*kills friend because only one can be brisexual*
Friend:*meets bri* I think I’m brisexual too
Me:*kills friend because only one can be brisexual*
by Lokiwild March 29, 2019