Definitions by Logical Empiricist Stoic
Canine Carpaccio
Canine Carpaccio by Logical Empiricist Stoic February 18, 2025
#SheToo
A social countermovement and awareness campaign against female entitlement and lack accountability which results in unfounded false accusations towards men.
Man sues 50 women for $2.6 million after they called him a bad date in viral FB group, thus beginning the #SheToo Movement
#SheToo by Logical Empiricist Stoic April 13, 2024
SheToo Movement
A social countermovement and awareness campaign against female entitlement and lack accountability which results in unfounded false accusations towards men.
Man sues 50 women for $2.6 million after they called him a bad date in viral FB group, thus beginning the #SheToo Movement
SheToo Movement by Logical Empiricist Stoic April 13, 2024
Jigger Gobs
A blatantly obvious spoonerism to describe work that is usually of a temporary nature in this relatively new "gig economy", thus allowing companies to avoid the associated obligation, liability & costs of hiring employees.
"I ain't got no skrilla to pay for some reggie. Yo!"
"Just go online and take some Jigger Gobs."
OR:
"I need somebody to sweep up this crap!"
"You'd better find someone else. I don't do Jigger Gobs. Yo!"
"Just go online and take some Jigger Gobs."
OR:
"I need somebody to sweep up this crap!"
"You'd better find someone else. I don't do Jigger Gobs. Yo!"
Jigger Gobs by Logical Empiricist Stoic November 19, 2023
Covid Baby
1. Out of sheer boredom and lack of the ability to socialize in groups, many survivors of regular Covid Season end up procreating with otherwise non-suitable partners. Amorous opportunities are further enhanced by being Covid Doable aka Covid Hot, which is the perception of increased attractiveness due to at least a modicum of desperation, minimum social distancing, and mask-covered faces. These unions, although usually transient and ephemeral, often result in producing offspring known as Covid Babies.
2. Individuals who exhibit the infantile vulnerability associated with Covid Season and its unlimited, non-specific, and often conflicting symptoms. Covid Babies are easily identified by their characteristic puerile whining of Covid Carols.
2. Individuals who exhibit the infantile vulnerability associated with Covid Season and its unlimited, non-specific, and often conflicting symptoms. Covid Babies are easily identified by their characteristic puerile whining of Covid Carols.
"Haven't seen you in years! Had no idea that you were even pregnant, much less had a kid."
"Yeah! Me and the ex hooked up during the Covid Season lockdowns a few years ago and ended up having a Covid Baby"
OR:
"Melvyn is in there whining Covid Carols!"
"Somebody stop by the drugstore for the Covid Baby and pick up some tampons!"
"Yeah! Me and the ex hooked up during the Covid Season lockdowns a few years ago and ended up having a Covid Baby"
OR:
"Melvyn is in there whining Covid Carols!"
"Somebody stop by the drugstore for the Covid Baby and pick up some tampons!"
Covid Baby by Logical Empiricist Stoic November 6, 2023
Covid Doable
The perception of increased attractiveness due to minimum social distancing and mask-covered faces thus creating amorous opportunities that would not exist under "The Old Normal" conditions. This may be also known as Covid Hot.
"Yikes! How'd you end up having COVID babies with them?"
"He/She was Covid Doable during the quarantine."
"Makes sense."
"He/She was Covid Doable during the quarantine."
"Makes sense."
Covid Doable by Logical Empiricist Stoic November 1, 2023
Covid Hot
The perception of increased attractiveness due to minimum social distancing and mask-covered faces thus creating amorous opportunities that would not exist under "The Old Normal" conditions. This may be also known as Covid Doable.
"Yikes! How'd you end up having COVID babies with them?"
"He/She was Covid Hot during the quarantine."
"Makes sense."
"He/She was Covid Hot during the quarantine."
"Makes sense."
Covid Hot by Logical Empiricist Stoic November 1, 2023