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randy orton

-Son of wrestling legend Cowboy Bob Orton (who was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame this year, 2005) from St. Louis, Missouri.

-3rd generation wrestler who first appeared on RAW and used to be in a group called Evolution with HHH, Batista, and Ric Flair.

-Now has moved on to SmackDown! due to the annual draft lottery switches.

-Gimmick was "The Legend Killer" where he went around proving himself by attacking WWE legends like Mick Foley...that gimmick came to an end when Randy repeatedly kept losing to undefeatable legende The UnderTaker.

-Finishing move is also his initials:RKO=Randy Keith Orton, Randy Knock Out.

-Good friends with WWE wrestlers, John Cena and Brock Lesnar (whom he trained with in OVW)and Mark Jindrak.

-Seems to be a fan favorite of female fans as many females have screamed loudly for him at arena events and lined up all around to see him during autograph signings.

-Youngest champion ever in WWE history (he beat Brock Lesnar to it-Brock was 24 years old when he beat The Rock back in SummerSlam 2002.
Ex. Randy Orton got brutally hurt during his match with Mick Foley when he fell onto thumbtacks.
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watcher

-Made by popular by the Buffy the Vampire Slayer series to refer to the person who's assigned to watch over, guard, teach and train the vampire slayer.

-Every slayer has a watcher and if one dies before the slayer does, the watcher is replaced with another, no one knows exactly how many watchers were in the council as supposedly they all died just shortly before the series ended in a giant bomb explosion at their headquarters set up by crazy priest villian Caleb.

-A watcher trains the slayer to fight with hand to hand and long range weapons and aids her by telling her stuff about demons and vampires ie how to kill them.

-Tend to be British while oddly slayers seem to be of any race and origin.

-Most famous wacthers:
Giles (Buffy's watcher), Gwendolyn Post(Faith's crazy watcher that Angel had to kill), and Wesley Wyndham Price (Faith's last watcher who later joined the cast of the Angel series)
Ex. While most Watchers have died while in charge of guiding a slayer, for some reason Giles seems to be the only one to live.
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bitch fit

-When a person, usually a female is angry and upset about something and starts whining/crying/yelling/screaming/throwing things when things don't go their way.
-Basically its going all PMSing and Godzilla like.
-Also can just be "BF" if you can't curse in front of certain people.
-Made famous by the Wayans Brothers comedy "White Chicks."
Ex. "I am SO FREAK-IN' PISSED! I think I'm gonna have a bitch fit!"
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Hugh Jackman

-Sydney, Austrailian born actor (October 12, 1968) who started out on Broadway playing shows like "Sunset Blvd" (which is supposed to be a movie with Hugh and Ewan McGregor soon) and playing Gaston in Disney's "Beauty and the Beast."

-Has a communications degree and has been professionally trained to dance and sing.

-Used to star in a TV series called "Correlli" where he met his wife, director Deborrah Lee-Furness.

-Adopted 2 children, one son, Oscar Maximillian (2000) and recently Ava Eliot (July 2005).

-Most noted for playing the role of hottie rough and rugged brutish Marvel Comics action hero, Wolverine in "X-Men," "X2," and up-coming "X3" and "Wolverine" the spin-off of the X-Men movies.

-Was up for the role of "The Punisher" of the movie of the same title, but was filming another movie--"Van Helsing" and was replaced by Tom Jane.

-Convinced fellow X-Men star Halle Berry show her boobs in their movie "Sword Fish" (which means any guy who drooled over that scene owes Hugh for that).

-Was up for the lead in the movie "Chicago" but turned it down and was replaced by Richard Gere.

-Turned down the role of James Bond 007 even though he was the #1 choice after Pierce Brosnan was fired.

-Is both a successful action and romantic comedy star (ie his role in X-Men and his Golden Golbe nomination for "Kate and Leopold" with Meg Ryan).

-The role of "Van Helsing" was specifically written for him by "Mummy" director Stephan Sommers, note the parallels between Van Helsing and Wolverine (both can't remember their past and have been mentioned to live a long life through a century or so, both become part wolf in some way, both spend their time fighting off evil and trying to find out who they are, both are chased by people who want to kill them).

-Refused to appear nude in a scene in X-Men where Wolverine has a flashback where he escapes from the laboratory...

-YET appeared nude at the end of "Van Helsing" where he howls at Kate Beckinsale dying, HOWEVER the director changed his mind at the last minute and put a digital loin cloth over Hugh before the film came out because Hugh's nudeness would distract from the seriousness of Beckinsale's death.

-Has been named one of People magazine's Sexiest Men alive mulitple times.

-Has won a Tony award from his role in "The Boy From Oz" and hosted the Tonys consecutive times.
Ex. Hugh Jackman, Mel Gibson, and Russel Crowe are noted to be the hottest stars out of Austrailia.
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raisins

1-Food; bite-size dried fruit snack made by dehydrating grapes; could be purple/black or yellow depending on the color of the grape used

2-Slang; refers to a young girl's breasts, usually a female who has not yet went through puberty or a female who has small breasts
*See "South Park" episode where the guys take heart-broken and recently-dumped Kyle to a Hooters-esq club where pre-pubescent girls are waitresses and wear tight t-shirts that's called "Raisins" because of their breast size.
1-The company SunMaid is one of the world's best-selling brands of boxed raisins.

2-Why is it that fruit is often used to describe boobs? For Hooters-esq boobs, its melons and for the South Park ones its raisins.
"Hi, welcome to Raisins!"--Pre-puberty tight-shirt wearing waitress at club Raisins
by LoganLesnarMarvel June 11, 2006
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Torrie Wilson

-Former WCW Diva who actually got her job when she went with her friend to see a WCW show and lucked out when wrestler Kevin Nash asked her if she wanted a job with them

-Currently a SmackDown! Diva

-Married to former WWE and WCW wrestler, Billy Kidman aka Peter Gruner (July 2004)

-Only sister while she was surrounded by 3 brothers

-Is part Spanish

-Grew up on a farm in Idaho

-Graced the cover of PlayBoy twice, first by herself and 2nd with former WWE Diva, Sable in a special duo issue

-Is best friends with fellow former WCW Diva and now-current WWE Diva, Stacy Keibler

-Did a commercial for the SmackDown! Here Comes The Pain game with Brock Lesnar where she challenged him to a Bra and Panties match--to which Brock had her bra in his hand and said "I win"

-Graced the promo poster for WWE's July Pay Per View, the Great American Bash 2 consecutive years in a row in red, white, and blue outfits

-Has had lesbionic-like feuds with Dawn Marie and Sable
Ex. Torrie Wilson is now in a feud with WWE new-comer, Melina Perez.
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STD

1-Acronym for Sexually Transmitted Disease, which is duh any disease you can get with any kind of sexual contact ie The Clap, Crabs

2-Ironically, could've been a group on WWE'S SmackDown! with Divas, Sable, Torrie Wilson, and Dawn Marie since their first initials spell that out
Ex1-Better wear condoms, you never what know STD you're gonna get.

Ex2-Imagine if Sable and Dawn Marie hadn't been fired and they and Torrie Wilson formed STD and said things on SmackDown! like "When you're lying in the middle of the ring and you feel that pain between your legs--you know you've just been infected by STD!"
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