29 definitions by LoganLesnarMarvel

1-A made for TV mini-series direct from a novel starring Magnum PI's Tom Selleck in which he played a gruff aging small town cop

2-One of the most popular and well-known wrestlers in WWE history.

-Former gimmicks included Ring Master and Stunning Steve Austin.

-Trademarks: drinks Miller beer two at at time toasts it to the crowd and spills it on himself, Stone Cold Stunner-his finishing move (he kicks you low like in the stomach or balls and he turns around and grabs your head and drops on his ass to the floor while you land flat on your face, gives double middle fingers salute, usually wears a black leather vest or some shirt with denim shorts, bald with a goatee, thick deep texan accent

Quotes: "Give me a hell yeah!,""What?," "F*** fear, drink beer"

Nicknames: Bionic RedNeck, Rattle Snake

-Married numerous times, but most notably to former WWE Diva, Debra Marshall-McMichael...they divorced and Debra now works as a real estate agent

-Has had many famous feuds including one with WWE owner, Vince McMahon, and boxer Mike Tyson

-Like The Rock, has also starred in some movies, most recently 2005's "The Longest Yard"
Ex1: I wonder if Tom Selleck signed up for anymore of the "Stone Cold" mini series since its from a few novels

Ex2: If you think Stone Cold Steve Austin is one tough redneck sumb**** give me a hell yeah!
by LoganLesnarMarvel August 13, 2005
1-Food; bite-size dried fruit snack made by dehydrating grapes; could be purple/black or yellow depending on the color of the grape used

2-Slang; refers to a young girl's breasts, usually a female who has not yet went through puberty or a female who has small breasts
*See "South Park" episode where the guys take heart-broken and recently-dumped Kyle to a Hooters-esq club where pre-pubescent girls are waitresses and wear tight t-shirts that's called "Raisins" because of their breast size.
1-The company SunMaid is one of the world's best-selling brands of boxed raisins.

2-Why is it that fruit is often used to describe boobs? For Hooters-esq boobs, its melons and for the South Park ones its raisins.
"Hi, welcome to Raisins!"--Pre-puberty tight-shirt wearing waitress at club Raisins
by LoganLesnarMarvel June 09, 2006
-Female vampire character from the series Buffy the Vampire Slayer played by Juliet Landau

-Was a rich and quite possibly schizophrenic British girl who was to become a nun.

-Born with what is called in the Buffy World as "the sight" meaning she can see visions of the future--she even saw herself being turned into a vampire by Angel, who was also her lover.

-Pointed out to Angel by Darla as she was walking the streets with her 2 sisters.

-Became Angel's victim as he tortured and killed all her relatives and friends, which drove her insane as people already called her crazy (including her father) since she had "the sight", blamed herself for what happened to everyone she loved.

-Was changed into a vampire by Angel/Angelus upon about to enter a convent.

-Sired another Brit named William, who became to be known as Spike and became his lover for centuries.

-Came to Sunnydale with Spike to have a magical ritual performed on her to bring back the strength she lost during some attack back in Prague several decades before.

-Killed the vampire slayer, Kendra who was called after Buffy had died in Season 1, by hypnotiznig her and then slashing her throat with her nails.

-Called forth the demon The Judge as a special birthday present for Buffy.

-Her and Spike left Sunnydale following Angel's failed attempt to take over the world.

-Drusilla left Spike for a chaos demon, but then returned to Sunnydale only to find Spike in love with Buffy.

-She then disappeared from the series for a while and from then forth, only Spike returned to Sunnydale while Drusilla was sometimes featured on the spin-off Angel.

-She is led to LA by the demonic and hell-spawn lawfirm Wolfram and Hart to re-vamp and sire Darla, who was brought back as a human after Angel killed her in Buffy Season 1 and who was basically her "grandmother" in the vampire familiy (Darla-Angel-Drusilla-Spike).

-Her and Darla go on a killing spree in LA and even kill boss of Wolfram and Hart, Holland, his employees, and his wife and friends.

-Was almost burned to death by Angel when he attacked her and Darla.

-Has never appeared on Angel since, but appears to still be living as she was never killed on Buffy or Angel.
Ex: Out of the 4 vampires in the vampire family of Darla, Angel, Drusilla, and Spike--Drusilla is the only one of the 4 who has yet to be killed as a vampire in some way through out the Buffy and Angel series.

Darla-staked by Angel, brought back as human by Wolfram and Hart, killed and re-sired by Drusilla, stakes herself to save her baby

Angel-stab in the heart with a mystical sword by Buffy

Spike-sacrificed himself by wearing a mystical amulet that "only a true champion could wear" to kill all the vampires escaping the HellMouth
by LoganLesnarMarvel August 14, 2005
-Spoiled supposed "religious" whore who faked her own kidnapping and even played on racist fears by saying that she was kidnapped by a Spanish man.

-Didn't have the honesty and balls to just call off her wedding and have some dignity to do so.

-Slut who left her fiance because he wanted to get married first before having sex and that "frustrated" her.

-Over-rated now famous ho with a fugly face and freaky-ass bulging eyes who has a multi-million dollar book deal to tell her "story"
Man, could you believe that bug-eyed Southern ho Jennifer Wilbanks? The nerve of her to leave her fiance just cuz he didn't wanna have sex!
by LoganLesnarMarvel July 11, 2005
-Term used by Grace's mother on the series "Will and Grace" in the episode where Grace eloped with her boyfriend.

-Means don't screw a good thing up.
Ex1: You're already the favorite for the promotion, don't cock it up by pushing your boss for more vacation time just before the promotion decision is made.
by LoganLesnarMarvel August 15, 2005
-Made by popular by the Buffy the Vampire Slayer series to refer to the person who's assigned to watch over, guard, teach and train the vampire slayer.

-Every slayer has a watcher and if one dies before the slayer does, the watcher is replaced with another, no one knows exactly how many watchers were in the council as supposedly they all died just shortly before the series ended in a giant bomb explosion at their headquarters set up by crazy priest villian Caleb.

-A watcher trains the slayer to fight with hand to hand and long range weapons and aids her by telling her stuff about demons and vampires ie how to kill them.

-Tend to be British while oddly slayers seem to be of any race and origin.

-Most famous wacthers:
Giles (Buffy's watcher), Gwendolyn Post(Faith's crazy watcher that Angel had to kill), and Wesley Wyndham Price (Faith's last watcher who later joined the cast of the Angel series)
Ex. While most Watchers have died while in charge of guiding a slayer, for some reason Giles seems to be the only one to live.
by LoganLesnarMarvel August 13, 2005
jbl
1-Is an electronics company that usually sells stereos.

2-Very loud-mouthed JR from "Dallas" styled limo riding Texan turned New Yorker WWE wrestler whose gimmick is that of him dressing up in a 10 gallon hat (stetson), suit and tie and coming on SmackDown! every week to rant about how he deserves to be champion, how he was "screwed" in losing some match," or just shoving it in people's faces that he is champion
Ex1: I never really heard of JBL electronics, so best to stick to Sony.

Ex2:John Cena beat JBL for the WWE title.
by LoganLesnarMarvel August 13, 2005

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