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N.) A sexual act where the giver performs a beejwhile tickling the receiver's butthole and balls at the same time, eventually ending up wrist-deep in the poo launcher thus causing them to flail around like an excited Kermit the Frog puppet
Gotdamn! Shaqueshia's a freak. She was doing things to me that had me freaking out screamin' "YAAAAAAY!" She got them "Henson Hands."
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
Get the Henson Hands mug.V.) The act of insulting everyone - ESPECIALLY the Admins/Mods - of let's say..a singles group before announcing your departure as if it were a Greyhound terminal.
Fuckin' Jeff. He joined an "Anime Fan Singles Group" told everyone how much he hated anime before calling everyone a bunch of weebs and got pissed when the Admin and Mods told him off. I don't know why he keeps joining up with his history of "Flouncin' and Bouncin'."
Always announcing his departure like he's in Grand Central Station and shit..
Always announcing his departure like he's in Grand Central Station and shit..
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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V.) The act in which one whose head is so far up their ass attempts to carry out a conversation full of "facts" with those who posess common sense and understand these are utter shit.
V.) The act in which one whose head is so far up their ass attempts to carry out a conversation full of "facts" with those who posess common sense and understand these are utter shit.
"Sorry I'm late. Some mid-60's Trump-Strumpet was insistant about carrying on a colonsation with me about water turning frogs gay and weaponized polar bears."
by LoFiNerdyGuy August 30, 2019
Get the Colonsation mug.N.) Trump Strumpet
1.)A usually over the hill fangirl of "The Donald". Positively rabid over their Cheeto dusted golden god.
A Trump groupie. Honestly, the worst damn kind.
2.) A female Trump groupie that would get on her knees and visit the Mushroom Kingdom the very second "Don"Juan dumb shit vocalized anything remotely sounding like words.
3.) A trump supporter that has sexual fantasies about a wig wearing Cheeto and believes anything he says. Generally dumb as a brick.
1.)A usually over the hill fangirl of "The Donald". Positively rabid over their Cheeto dusted golden god.
A Trump groupie. Honestly, the worst damn kind.
2.) A female Trump groupie that would get on her knees and visit the Mushroom Kingdom the very second "Don"Juan dumb shit vocalized anything remotely sounding like words.
3.) A trump supporter that has sexual fantasies about a wig wearing Cheeto and believes anything he says. Generally dumb as a brick.
Jesus Christ Karen stop being such a "Trump strumpet." You're 63, not even in his age range. You want to make America great again? Put your goddamn titty away.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
Get the Trump Strumpet mug.1.)A repeated source of blame found all over every form of mainstream news particularly after a violent or heartbreaking event occurs.
Prime examples of scapegoat Mantra include: video games, heavy metal, rap music, violent movies, pornography, Elvis Presley, Beethoven, virtually anything except for the actual reasoning behind said occurrence- If there is a reason to be found at all.
2.) The action that occurs after something as vile as a school shooting in which the media and ultra right-wing conservatives grasp for Ozzy Osbourne / Marilyn Manson / Mortal Kombat character shaped straws.
Prime examples of scapegoat Mantra include: video games, heavy metal, rap music, violent movies, pornography, Elvis Presley, Beethoven, virtually anything except for the actual reasoning behind said occurrence- If there is a reason to be found at all.
2.) The action that occurs after something as vile as a school shooting in which the media and ultra right-wing conservatives grasp for Ozzy Osbourne / Marilyn Manson / Mortal Kombat character shaped straws.
After Columbine everybody including Sally Jesse Raphael, Phil Donahue, and every Trainwreck talk show host had the same scapegoat mantra. Instead of looking at the desperation placed before us on every News Channel, magazine article, or front page of damn near every newspaper, they blamed Marilyn Manson.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
Get the scapegoat mantra mug.1.) (Noun.)
An über religious Republican that utilizes Cherry Picked and personally edited passages from the Bible in order to justify their own personal homophobia, sexism, xenophobia, racism, and generally shitty way of life as they attempt to enforce it upon others.
2.) A supremely shitty religious individual that is usually involved in some form of televangelism and politics that uses their reach to tell others how to live their lives, despite having no business doing so.
An über religious Republican that utilizes Cherry Picked and personally edited passages from the Bible in order to justify their own personal homophobia, sexism, xenophobia, racism, and generally shitty way of life as they attempt to enforce it upon others.
2.) A supremely shitty religious individual that is usually involved in some form of televangelism and politics that uses their reach to tell others how to live their lives, despite having no business doing so.
Hey, did you guys see Pastor Mayberry is running for the Senate? You know, the same guy that attacked the Hebrew owned bagel shop up the street because their coffee cups said "happy holidays?" The same guy who refused to officiate my sister's wedding because she was marrying a "mexican" woman? That's all this country needs, another Cuntservative in the Senate.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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Existance Coach - a person that believes their advice should be passed on to others - no matter how bad.
One Whose advice doesn't help people to live - only merely exist.
A positively useless "influencer" who believes their way of life is beneficial to others despite the fact they may not have the same means. Thus encouraging them to live an existence beyond said means ultimately resulting in an unfulfilling existence.
Existance Coach - a person that believes their advice should be passed on to others - no matter how bad.
One Whose advice doesn't help people to live - only merely exist.
A positively useless "influencer" who believes their way of life is beneficial to others despite the fact they may not have the same means. Thus encouraging them to live an existence beyond said means ultimately resulting in an unfulfilling existence.
Holy shit, here comes Matt. That guy's been taking yoga for a week and suddenly he's an "existence coach."
Just yesterday, he told me to donate the car I have, drive a Tesla, and start eating impossible Whoppers everyday because my "chi" is out of alignment.
That mother fucker is worse than Prince Ea.
Just yesterday, he told me to donate the car I have, drive a Tesla, and start eating impossible Whoppers everyday because my "chi" is out of alignment.
That mother fucker is worse than Prince Ea.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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