Bed Cred is the reputation you gain among your peers
for sexual prowess (or not, as the case may be). Bed cred is not gained only
from bedroom sex, it can be gained from sex in a swimming pool, tennis
court, or for extra points, bondage on ITV primetime, or other live tv shows. Interesting
positions and/or use of equipment can get you extra cred, but size
is the main factor - a 1 foot wonder will always
beat a 1 inch wonder. Just
has to get round, or no Bed Cred can be gained.