1 definition by LittleFigger
The literal definition of a puss magnet. His attractiveness is so strong he turns straight men gay faster than James Charles. Yoni also causes mass flooding no matter where he goes due to the major flooding cause by women’s leaking vaginas. All yoni’s have the n-word pass as they are all black. The epitome of human performance and appearance. A literal god among men.
Dan: Holy shit, that guy is a total yoni!
Craig: I think I just came so hard I shot a hole through my pants
Craig: I think I just came so hard I shot a hole through my pants
by LittleFigger May 14, 2019