Definitions by Little Walnut

Un-thank you 

What you say when you find out you thanked someone undeservedly.

"Thank you for sending in that insurance check. I got so busy I totally forgot."
"I didn't send it."

"Oh. Well, un-thank you. You're the worst."

Un-thank you by Little Walnut October 2, 2017

Banana Window 

The extremely brief window of time––sometimes as short as ten minutes––when a banana is at its perfect level of ripeness.

"You should take a bite of this here banana."

"No thanks. The banana window hasn't opened just yet."

Banana Window by Little Walnut March 4, 2017

Analgeist

When you suddenly become aware that everyone you know is having anal sex, including you.

"So Mark and I were doing anal last night and––"
"Wait. You're into anal?"
"Yeah! I decided to give it another try!"
"Me too!"
"Me three!"
"Me four!"
"Whoa. It's in the analgeist."

Analgeist by Little Walnut January 9, 2017

Down in the Trumps 

When you feel too depressed to perform basic life functions, and the only explanation is that Donald Trump is your president.

"I just watched twelve videos of baby goats in sweaters to cheer myself up."
"What's the matter?"
"Oh, nothing. Just down in the Trumps."
"Yeah... can you send me those videos?"

Down in the Trumps by Little Walnut November 21, 2016

Force Lunch 

When you do someone a favor and they insist on thanking you by taking you to lunch and completely disrupting your day.

"Thank you so much for lending me your pen."

"It was nothing, really."

"Let me take you to lunch to thank you properly."

"Seriously, it's not necessary."

"When is it convenient for you?"

"Never."

"Oh, come on. I'm sure you can make time."

"No means no! You're trying to force lunch me!"

Force Lunch by Little Walnut November 15, 2013