4 definitions by Literarydefineranal_v1
by Literarydefineranal_v1 January 25, 2019
A city person that has lived in the city limits their whole life and has never seen an ounce of rural life at all. These types of people usually think they better than a country person which they refer to as a “hick” when in fact they can’t do anything productive at all, besides go to work everyday in their hybrids and blow money.
“That city dweller can’t even take a tire off a car.” Yet I’m the problem because I live on a dirt road.
by Literarydefineranal_v1 April 23, 2020
A big behemoth slob is a term for a big boy that lerks in the Delaware county region of Ohio. This big boys hobby’s include mowing down large orders of Taco Bell, hitting his dab pen and chugging sodas. This mammal finds its prey by sneaking up from behind and illegally checking them into the dasher boards causing the glass to vibrate violently and making spectators fear that the boards will be removed from the bolts that they are secured too. This normally happens right before the bitching at the officials occurs for so innocently doing their jobs. The average job this Sasquatch fearing mammal will acquire consists of but not limited to. A fast food manager, comic book reviewer or police officer averaging around (+/- 40K a year) which will go primarily into funding the local Taco Bell and keeping them in business.
by Literarydefineranal_v1 June 3, 2020
That Ohio State Pig pulled me over for expired tags. Then proceeded to arrest me for my Biden sticker. Wtf?!?!?!
by Literarydefineranal_v1 March 18, 2022