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Verb: jenɪreɪtʃ
To attack with a ceaseless barrage of innuendo and double-entendre.
To pick innuendo out of every sentence, no matter how innocent.
To act unnecessarily lecherous (and, often, homoerotic) for humour.
They jennyrached him last week and he's still in the psychiatric ward.
by LiteraryDitch April 10, 2009

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Hefting is a night-time sport played in dormitories and other communal sleeping places (tents, hostels, etc.). Once the lights are out, a player leves their own bed to attack another person by wrestling the victim (Heftee) on their bed; whoever is on-top when the lights are switched on wins. Due to this, a Heft must be conducted when the lights are out. If the Heftee ends up on-top, they win the Heft.
A "Flying Heft" is conducted by jumping from a top bunk-bed straight onto a heftee's bed.
An "Owen" is a mis-Heft caused by two or more people simultaneously attempting to Heft another whilst, unbeknownst due to the darkness, that person is already Hefting someone else, and the two luckless Hefters end up unwittingly Hefting each other insead.
I got Hefted in my sleep
by LiteraryDitch April 10, 2009

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