Linux System Message's definitions

Excalibur

Excalibur was given to Arthur by the Lady of the Lake AFTER he had already become King of Brittan by taking the sword from the stone and anvil outside of the church in London.

Excalibur was given to Arthur by the Lady of the Lake along with a magic scabbard which provented him from ever loosing blood

by Linux System Message October 17, 2004

runescape

A game you should never play. It may seem fun at first but after 2 years you will say to yourself "Holy Shit! This game blows!".

Runescape is a game run by middle school kids because they don't halfto get off thier lazy asses and get a job at CVS, which you will in turn get fired from for no god damn reason.

by Linux System Message March 5, 2004

University of Michigan

A college that is 20 times better than thoes bastards in Ohio.

If OSU was attacked by terrorists, killing every student there I would laugh.


U of M wins over OSU- 57
U of M losses to OSU- 37
Ties-6

by Linux System Message November 13, 2004

Zemmiphobia

An abnormal and persistent fear of the great mole rat.

AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!! GREAT MOLE RAT!!! Run away!!!

by Linux System Message March 19, 2004

Nostradamus

Some punk who people think predicted "powerful visions of the future". All he did was provide vague phrases that could be interpreted in many ways.

Anyone can be like Nostradamus.

-In the year 2078 some stuff will happen and people will think I knew it.

by Linux System Message March 29, 2004

powerman 5000

The best band in the History of the world.

#1) PM5K
#2) Tenacious D
#3) There is no #3, every other band is crap.

by Linux System Message March 29, 2004

Raiders

An awesome team that every incoherent, dumbass, po-dunk, redneck seems to think sucks. Big fucking deal if they had a bad year, lets see your inbred team do good with over 1/2 thier starters hurt.

49er fan: The Fortay-Niners are fabulous!!1111

Jet fan: Hey, yous Raiders betters shuts yous faces before I kills yous.

Buck fan: What! We've only had 6 winning seasons in 28 years?! We DO suck!

by Linux System Message April 3, 2004