Definitions by Lingering

Petophile 

Someone who goes to the dog park, but doesn't have a dog, in order to pet other people's animals.

Did you see that creepy asshole on the bench? I don't see a dog with him. I'm pretty sure he's a petophile.

Petophile by Lingering January 7, 2023

ethernot 

When your Ethernet goes down so you have no internet.

I told my boss I have to work at home with a reliable connection, rather than connected to the office ethernot.

ethernot by Lingering November 29, 2022

Covintimidation 

The act of intimidating people for not following Covid policy or norms.

Did you see those cops try to kick everyone out of church? What an act of covintimidation.

Covintimidation by Lingering April 3, 2021

mascerrible 

Mascara that looks terrible, usually because it got wet.

That bitch gets mascerrible when she cries.

mascerrible by Lingering June 12, 2017

Doing a Sword 

A man wanting to suck Sword / a dick.

Shoozes loves doing a Sword

Doing a Sword by lingering January 28, 2010