6 definitions by Lil Wanton
by Lil Wanton January 15, 2022
If you thought the Trifestical 6ix 9ine Dodecahedron couldn't get any worse... you. are. damn.. wrong... This is the PF Chang's delivery of pure un coincidental gayyyyyyyyneeeeessss. When this "act" is performed it can no longer be considered intercourse. With the touch of black shrek in this hellish concoction each of the members of the party's pores open up while ripples in time open all throughout the universe. This act is sadly so horrid that members have to evolve these pores into sexual organs unknown to the god particle or god gimme self. Face it this action is the end of mankind and the universe it's self.
by Lil Wanton April 12, 2020
The 3some version of the Electric Jaguar. When one person eats anothers ass from the front and licking their dick cheese while they are riding another person who is eating the ass from the other side. Often cause fractures in the quantum zone fucking with space time and history events.
did you see them doing the quantum tricycle? they are fucking up the world timeline and making us fail history class. what fags they are
by Lil Wanton January 4, 2020
A sex position where you eat man's ass while licking the dick cheese out of the forskin rigorously until the man has a seizure that leads to permanent cerebalpolsy and permanent muscle spasms to both partners.
by Lil Wanton December 23, 2019
Literally the foursome version of the Quantum Tricycle. how it happens I have no fucking clue, all I know is it resets the universe every time it happens.
if you ever have dejavu it is a sign that at that very moment 4 gay fags have performed the trifestical 6ix 9ine dodecahedron
by Lil Wanton January 5, 2020
When a virgin claims they are non virgin. Often flexes being a pussy slayer while they play fortnite.
by Lil Wanton November 11, 2019