6 definitions by Likalotapus

Torta Stalker

A really thick girl that stalks you. its more like an obsession. Very controlling of every movement you make. You can't see her but you know her fat ass is there. Harrasses all your friends to.

Damn... that Torta Stalker follows me everywhere !

by Likalotapus October 7, 2020

Per Capa Jacka

Peter Ramirez... the bro i use to know... Someone who jacks your per capita behind your back. Taking all of your Birth Right money from you being of Indian descent.

The per capa jacka really thought he was gonna get away with this.

by Likalotapus October 7, 2020

Bodini

A demon that likes booty and is an escape artist out of handcuffs. You would think he would be allergic to booty cuz he always breaks out in handcuffs.

Keep Trucha... Bodini is real !

by Likalotapus October 7, 2020

Chuppacabra Nalgas

The booty cucuy. Dont turn your back to him cuz he with bite your butt cheeks.

If you see Chuppacabra Nalgas ... squeeze your cheeks and run !

by Likalotapus October 7, 2020

Rapetard

Is someone who is on a pillaging and plundering peoples booties on a come up. They rape so much that they raped themselves retarded. Because what they are doing and why is is just plain stupid. They also take steroids.

That fool is a Rapetard, don't hook up with him.

by Likalotapus May 26, 2021

Cal Fresh

When someone from Cali is EBT ballin. Gots more stamps then they know what to do with.

Hey... you think Cal Fresh can cater my quince ?

by Likalotapus October 7, 2020