Lighter_Waterfalls's definitions

If we were alone

A phrase to hypothetically say a possibility in the past to diverge a relationship during a period of time rather than converge to avoid a situation like a friend zone or partner cheating.

Rebecca: If we were alone last summer, we would not had that road trip to Yellowstone National Park and got between the sheets.
Jason: Yeah, I enjoyed your company, but don't tell to Caitlyn I like you more than her.
Rebecca: Is it because we have a lot of things in common, while she chase you for your hunky body?
Jason: Yes

by Lighter_Waterfalls April 4, 2020

Sef

The one-syllable equivalent of the number 7 (seven).

Ashley: This is 1 to 10 with each number only in one-syllable: One, two, three, four, five, six, sef, eight, nine, ten.
Penny: Oh, that's cool.

by Lighter_Waterfalls April 3, 2020

SLUG

Acronym for "start life unexpectedly great". If your friends are leaving, tell them this in whatever thing that records memories of them or verbally. So, you can encourage them to start life always great with other people.

Steve: Henry, SLUG in Budapest!
Henry: Oh, thank you, my good friend, I'll miss you!

by Lighter_Waterfalls June 6, 2017

apparatus

A geeky or nerdy word for tool / gear.

Patrick: That smart guy has his apparatus beside him.
Nicholas: That is Samuel's D&D box set.

by Lighter_Waterfalls April 1, 2020

Simple Everything

A tax system where if you are a victim of humiliation, you can tax on the perpetrator by simply asking non-cash gifts.

George: Alex said I cannot make EDM music, because I am fat.
William: Wait, is your uncle a local EDM artist?
George: Yes, he is. He teaches me how to DJ.
William: So call Alex for a Simple Everything, let him get you a cheeseburger.
George: That's a good idea.

by Lighter_Waterfalls April 3, 2020

Liberal Aggression

The aggression that derives from new, liberal ideas being advocated or already in law.

Gabriel: Edward, what do you think about alien adoption?
Edward: Dude, that triggers my liberal aggression, we do not know if the aliens are as civilised as we are. Just let the government do all the experiments not us. We are innocent.

by Lighter_Waterfalls April 13, 2020

Circulation

The process of transporting yourself or people around the city or place in a circular direction, no matter it is anticlockwise (counterclockwise for my US buddies) or clockwise.

Rachel: I am going for a cycling circulation around Greater London.
Rachel's Mom: Good luck and be careful!

by Lighter_Waterfalls April 3, 2020