919 definitions by Light Joker

Jesus Lizard

Short for the Jesus-Christo Lizard a small lizard that can run on It's hind legs and across water. Also called the Basilisk.

I would realy be exited if I got a picture of a Jesus Lizard.

by Light Joker August 15, 2004

have a yellow streak down your back

to be a coward, to be cowardly

You obviously have a yellow streak down your back.

by Light Joker April 25, 2006

number two

an act of defacation, a bowel movement

Remeber to take the dog outside so he can do number two.

by Light Joker November 2, 2006

tenderfoot

an inexperienced person, a newcomer

Though he has skills to succeed, he still behaves like a tenderfoot.

by Light Joker December 31, 2005

do the trick

to do exactly what is wanted or needed

Next time you have a headache, take some ibuprofin. That will do the trick.

by Light Joker April 9, 2005

take a leak

to urinate(see also piss, whiz)

I was on the bus for so long, I had to take a leak when we got to our destination.

by Light Joker December 26, 2005

bucket of bolts

a machine which is old run-down, or worn out

I don't want that bucket of bolts. I want a used car that is in good condition.

by Light Joker January 24, 2005