Lig Na Baste's definitions
AKA, BVTW Syndrome.
The most common example, is My Immortal, which is considered to be the worst fanfiction ever produced and, may have in fact, existed since the dawn of time. Some believe it to be one of Nyarlathotep's 999 forms.
It is also commonplace on free form roleplaying message boards.
The disturbingly common practice of writing Harry Potter-based fanfiction or creating HP-based characters that are, for purposes of the female writer's fantasy, bisexual for other "hawt Hogwarts guys" and, on occasion, situationally "hawt" for the writer's alter ego, female main character.
...Oh and they're also VAMPIRES.
Bad HP slash writers (oxymoron?) LOVE vampires.
People who suffer from BVTW Syndrome:
-Likes-
Vampires
Any combination of: Ron, Harry, Draco and Snape fucking in the Forbidden Forest.
Goth anything
Hot Topic
F-bomb dropping Dumbledore
Gun toting Voldemorts
-Dislikes-
Spelling
Hogwart's boarding school Dress Code.
Vampires that have fangs and burn in sunlight.
Magic classes.
Quidditch
Writing anything with even the remotest of semblance, to the characters and stories that these fanfics are based on.
The most common example, is My Immortal, which is considered to be the worst fanfiction ever produced and, may have in fact, existed since the dawn of time. Some believe it to be one of Nyarlathotep's 999 forms.
It is also commonplace on free form roleplaying message boards.
The disturbingly common practice of writing Harry Potter-based fanfiction or creating HP-based characters that are, for purposes of the female writer's fantasy, bisexual for other "hawt Hogwarts guys" and, on occasion, situationally "hawt" for the writer's alter ego, female main character.
...Oh and they're also VAMPIRES.
Bad HP slash writers (oxymoron?) LOVE vampires.
People who suffer from BVTW Syndrome:
-Likes-
Vampires
Any combination of: Ron, Harry, Draco and Snape fucking in the Forbidden Forest.
Goth anything
Hot Topic
F-bomb dropping Dumbledore
Gun toting Voldemorts
-Dislikes-
Spelling
Hogwart's boarding school Dress Code.
Vampires that have fangs and burn in sunlight.
Magic classes.
Quidditch
Writing anything with even the remotest of semblance, to the characters and stories that these fanfics are based on.
Bisexual, Vampire Teen Wizards are why a Harry Potter role playing game will most likely never see print.
by Lig Na Baste July 16, 2009
Get the Bisexual, Vampire Teen Wizardsmug. "The whole point of SomethingAwful is to make jokes only (self-hating) nerds find funny and to pick on internet sub-cultures even more pathetic than them. SA readers feel threatened by fucking loving furries and juggalos, as they are all members of these subcultures themselves and fear exposure for the human detritus that they are."
- Encyclopedia Dramatica
- Encyclopedia Dramatica
The whole point of SomethingAwful and Encyclopedia Dramatica is to make jokes only (self-hating) nerds find funny and to pick on internet sub-cultures even more pathetic than them. SA readers feel threatened by fucking loving furries and juggalos, as they are all members of these subcultures themselves and fear exposure for the human detritus that they are
<irony fixed>
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by Lig Na Baste June 12, 2008
Get the Ironymug. People who post empty and meaningless messages, purely to provoke.
Such people are mentally ill and have severe personality issues and insecurity as well as the average mind/priorities of a twelve year old.
Some people just can't grow out of the period in their life when scribbling on the walls and dropping spiders on the girls they liked was acceptable. At 20-30yrs of age, it's just pathetic.
Trolls don't care about proving a point or championing a cause. They just want to annoy, for the sake of annoyance and personal enjoyment, like a baby is entertained by a rattle or colorful lights.
They may tack on a "point" to draw out specific types of people but, it really doesn't matter. They're all the same. They all say the same shit. They all have the same excuses. They all fall back on the same responses and, they all share the same obliviousness to how stupid and pointless their lives are.
The troll is easily amused by things only the most retarded, unfunny child would appreciate.
They celebrate getting a reaction, that's it. Generally, they are so desperate for human interaction and, they are usually so vile, that negative attention is the best they can get. The saddest thing is, anyone can get a reaction by acting like an idiot. Anyone. They honestly take pride in the "art" like they've actually accomplished something.
It's astonishing to watch them brag about something 90% of the world would be embarrassed to even consider.
Don't let the occasional "smart" troll fool you. There is no "art" to it. It's a self loathing tool with anonymity to shield him, doing stupid things and when someone tells them they're making an ass of themselves, they dance around like some great mastermind who manipulated the psyches of those around them through careful planning and psychology, when in reality, they're a retard who shit in the public fountain and laughed when everyone looked.
Trolls have existed since ancient times, when they were referred to as the "village idiot" or "town drunk" a quixotic hero in their own mind, that the rest of the world pities in disgust.
Said disgust, isn't a victory, trolls. You've lost. Pray you never realize it. Ignorance truly is bliss and, you're the happiest motherfuckers around. Go see a shrink and tell them that you find enjoyment in pissing people off and try to look surprised when they tell you, you've got serious mental problems.
Such people are mentally ill and have severe personality issues and insecurity as well as the average mind/priorities of a twelve year old.
Some people just can't grow out of the period in their life when scribbling on the walls and dropping spiders on the girls they liked was acceptable. At 20-30yrs of age, it's just pathetic.
Trolls don't care about proving a point or championing a cause. They just want to annoy, for the sake of annoyance and personal enjoyment, like a baby is entertained by a rattle or colorful lights.
They may tack on a "point" to draw out specific types of people but, it really doesn't matter. They're all the same. They all say the same shit. They all have the same excuses. They all fall back on the same responses and, they all share the same obliviousness to how stupid and pointless their lives are.
The troll is easily amused by things only the most retarded, unfunny child would appreciate.
They celebrate getting a reaction, that's it. Generally, they are so desperate for human interaction and, they are usually so vile, that negative attention is the best they can get. The saddest thing is, anyone can get a reaction by acting like an idiot. Anyone. They honestly take pride in the "art" like they've actually accomplished something.
It's astonishing to watch them brag about something 90% of the world would be embarrassed to even consider.
Don't let the occasional "smart" troll fool you. There is no "art" to it. It's a self loathing tool with anonymity to shield him, doing stupid things and when someone tells them they're making an ass of themselves, they dance around like some great mastermind who manipulated the psyches of those around them through careful planning and psychology, when in reality, they're a retard who shit in the public fountain and laughed when everyone looked.
Trolls have existed since ancient times, when they were referred to as the "village idiot" or "town drunk" a quixotic hero in their own mind, that the rest of the world pities in disgust.
Said disgust, isn't a victory, trolls. You've lost. Pray you never realize it. Ignorance truly is bliss and, you're the happiest motherfuckers around. Go see a shrink and tell them that you find enjoyment in pissing people off and try to look surprised when they tell you, you've got serious mental problems.
Troll this. *finger*
by Lig Na Baste March 3, 2009
Get the Trollmug. The whopping two total forum moderators on Nexon America's horrid message boards.
There are bad forum mods. Then, there are Nexon forum mods. (followed by Gamefaqs as the worst)
Tibaroo and -Hime- may actually go down in history, as THE least interested, apathetic and impotent moderators in internet history.
First thing, the two mods rarely communicate. When they DO line up enough functioning brain cells to type, it is most likely Korean, fed through a colander, translated by a blind Indonesian boy, onto an Etch A Sketch, which is then hurled into the back of their heads.
That means no help, no news or updates for weeks and months at a time. No aid for people having issues.
Despite being an American website for American games/gamers, both the users and the mods average 1:20 for native English speaking users, to 14 year old Pinoy jackholes and emaciated, 1337 Chinese/Korean kids destined to die playing Maple Story.
If you can imagine an Azn Helen Keller, coupled with a retarded, hatted, wheat chewing mule, kept entranced by a carefully placed carrot hanging over his PC monitor. You have a fairly decent idea of what the staff situation over at the ominous, black, smoke stack laden, light absorbing fortress that houses Nexon America.com
-is like.
The only time these two speak it's, at best, to post PR rhetoric and at worst, to present out and out lies, about how much Nexon gives a lucky green shit about you and, how much they would never thinking of shoving a red hot pike in your whale eye, just for slappies.
Second, they removed the edit button. This was due to a flaw in the system, that allowed users to reopen closed threads. Instead of fixing the issue, like human beings occasionally do, they simply removed the option of editing. Thus, the place looks like an unprofessional mess pretty much all the time.
Third, these lazy pricks do very little during the week and, somehow, manage to find excuse to not do anything all weekend.
This leads to the concept of "weekend trolls". People who spam the boards all day, with porn and other "4chan quality" (i.e. crap that even retards won't touch) garbage without reprecussion.
Fourth, these two are so inept and lazy and, Nexon America is so insanely cheap, that they actually had applications to allow certain users to become impromptu mods with limited powers. Rather than hiring more help, they'd have the users do it.
I'd have a joke about how idiotic it is to try and find such a responsible individual in Nexon's fanbase, but I'm not that fuckin' funny.
Nexon.com's boards are a troll's paradise. The staff clearly don't care. Like Blizzard, the moderators are unprofessional and elevate incompetence to heights Superman would second guess, on attempt.
There are bad forum mods. Then, there are Nexon forum mods. (followed by Gamefaqs as the worst)
Tibaroo and -Hime- may actually go down in history, as THE least interested, apathetic and impotent moderators in internet history.
First thing, the two mods rarely communicate. When they DO line up enough functioning brain cells to type, it is most likely Korean, fed through a colander, translated by a blind Indonesian boy, onto an Etch A Sketch, which is then hurled into the back of their heads.
That means no help, no news or updates for weeks and months at a time. No aid for people having issues.
Despite being an American website for American games/gamers, both the users and the mods average 1:20 for native English speaking users, to 14 year old Pinoy jackholes and emaciated, 1337 Chinese/Korean kids destined to die playing Maple Story.
If you can imagine an Azn Helen Keller, coupled with a retarded, hatted, wheat chewing mule, kept entranced by a carefully placed carrot hanging over his PC monitor. You have a fairly decent idea of what the staff situation over at the ominous, black, smoke stack laden, light absorbing fortress that houses Nexon America.com
-is like.
The only time these two speak it's, at best, to post PR rhetoric and at worst, to present out and out lies, about how much Nexon gives a lucky green shit about you and, how much they would never thinking of shoving a red hot pike in your whale eye, just for slappies.
Second, they removed the edit button. This was due to a flaw in the system, that allowed users to reopen closed threads. Instead of fixing the issue, like human beings occasionally do, they simply removed the option of editing. Thus, the place looks like an unprofessional mess pretty much all the time.
Third, these lazy pricks do very little during the week and, somehow, manage to find excuse to not do anything all weekend.
This leads to the concept of "weekend trolls". People who spam the boards all day, with porn and other "4chan quality" (i.e. crap that even retards won't touch) garbage without reprecussion.
Fourth, these two are so inept and lazy and, Nexon America is so insanely cheap, that they actually had applications to allow certain users to become impromptu mods with limited powers. Rather than hiring more help, they'd have the users do it.
I'd have a joke about how idiotic it is to try and find such a responsible individual in Nexon's fanbase, but I'm not that fuckin' funny.
Nexon.com's boards are a troll's paradise. The staff clearly don't care. Like Blizzard, the moderators are unprofessional and elevate incompetence to heights Superman would second guess, on attempt.
Tibaroo and -Hime- are like shit and puke.
Trying to figure out which one stinks more, just leads to a big, smelly mess.
Trying to figure out which one stinks more, just leads to a big, smelly mess.
by Lig Na Baste August 17, 2009
Get the Tibaroo and -Hime-mug. Something retards and trolls say, when they didn't like something they read, really want to argue but, just aren't smart enough to do so.
See also TL;DR
See also TL;DR
cool story bro is just more obnoxious forum chaff from the crap factory and anon daycare center, that is 4chan.
by Lig Na Baste August 14, 2009
Get the cool story bromug. The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature
Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.
Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.
Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....
This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.
Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....
This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.
Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....
by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008
Get the This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.mug. Plural: Cherubim
One of the choirs of angels, in Judeo-Christian lore.
Often confused and mislabeled as baby angels.
The Cherub is NOT a baby angel. Baby angels are called Putto.
The Hebrew depiction took the form of winged bulls, or sphinx-like creatures with the body of a bull, the head of a man, and feathered wings.
Christianity depicted them as beings with four heads. That of a man, lion, ox, and eagle. It also had four wings.
The most famous example of a depiction of cherubim is the "Mercy Seat", which is either the lid, or ceremonial object that rested on top of, the Ark of the Covenant.
One of the choirs of angels, in Judeo-Christian lore.
Often confused and mislabeled as baby angels.
The Cherub is NOT a baby angel. Baby angels are called Putto.
The Hebrew depiction took the form of winged bulls, or sphinx-like creatures with the body of a bull, the head of a man, and feathered wings.
Christianity depicted them as beings with four heads. That of a man, lion, ox, and eagle. It also had four wings.
The most famous example of a depiction of cherubim is the "Mercy Seat", which is either the lid, or ceremonial object that rested on top of, the Ark of the Covenant.
by Lig Na Baste August 20, 2012
Get the cherubmug.