1 definition by Lifeofriley55

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A man usually with a beard and crooked teeth who loves to perform felatio on other males. The cock monster is a sub species of homo cock suckus.
Man this guy at a bar just got beat with a high heel.

He probably tried to steal that chicks boyfriend.

Yeah what a cockmonster
by Lifeofriley55 April 04, 2011

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