A man who is a trap. No, not kind of trap. I mean that they will draw you under their spell and make you fall irrevocably in love with them and then do nothing about it. Picture falling in love with a pillow. Or better yet, a skinny, pizza-faced pillow, since they have like zero body fat. Will have girls crying for months in self-doubt. May be even worse than a playa. Buyer beware.
L: I can't believe I wasted so much time on that...that BLAIZE!