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Asymmetric warfare tactic, devised by women in order to control men through soft power. Often used in pornography, the majority of consumers of which are male, as a mark for the introduction, culmination and the ending of the sexual act. That makes it the most desired practice in bed by males with porn-fried brains. However, the execution of the blowjob, its duration and the way it is performed depends solely on the woman's will. It is also a very undesirable practice for a female partner, because of hygienic risks and lack of satisfaction from it. Therefore, a male porn consumer looking for blowjobs willingly gives away power to narcissistic manipulative women, who use his sexual perversions to blackmail him and enhance her power in the relationship.
I get an erection just at the thought of that hot girl giving me a blowjob.
by Lieutenant_Gruber June 2, 2021
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The single mom is highly narcissistic and reckless individual, who wants to combine the authority of a head of a family and the freedom of the single life. The single mom is revered and venerated in the media with infantile adoration, reflected in the noun "mom", as if she was the watcher's own mother. Such pity-suggesting, sugar-coating language is hiding the true nature of that phenomena- women who chase away the men from their family because they seem as an opposition to their power over the children and a breach to promiscuous sexual behaviour for the purposes of constantly searching for more optimal mating. The cost for the fulfillment of her "self-realization" is her children's mental and physical health, as they are at a greater risk of poverty, domestic abuse and sexual abuse. Also, any corporal punishments and psychological abuse inflicted by the single mother to establish her absolute power in the household will stay behind closed doors if the child wants to eat. Same with any complaints against the new "step-dad" mommy brought for companionship in the cold evenings. Single moms is that they do not care about their children(if they did, they would make an effort to keep their fathers in their lives), but about achieving uncontested power in the household and proving to the society which idolizes them that they are superwomen can work and take care of children simultaneously while having no problems getting laid in their free time.
Single moms are so brave and stunning- they are the mother and the father in the relationship!
by Lieutenant_Gruber June 2, 2021
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Simp is a male heterosexual individual, who provides women in his life with undeserved special treatement, often with ulterior motives. The simp often tries to humiliate himself and other men with his behaviour in order to boost women's confidence and feeling of self-worth. His acts of subservience are dangerous and ,in essence, selfish because they perpetuate a false and harmful image of relationship dynamics for inexperienced men for his own egotistical purposes. Simps have deeply disturbed personalities, have no respectable male role models in their lives and often were victims of domestic abuse by their mothers and school bullying as a result of their ultimate lack of boundary awareness (which is taught by fathers in traditional family upbringing). Therefore, in order to receive validation as an adult, they will repete the submission they performed to their mother in the context of the relationships with female friends/female colleagues/girlfriends/wives/random women. Of course, they do not receive the coveted validation in exchange, because such behaviour could only attract the same narcissists and abusers like those in his childhood, who discard him once they get what they wanted.
I am not a simp, I just think we have to treat women better than we treat ourselves.
Yes, I love strong women with high standards who aren't afraid to get angry when I don't satisfy their needs, that does not make me a simp.
by Lieutenant_Gruber June 2, 2021
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