What happened to Sylvia on "Little House..." when I was seven, which then lead to a horrifying 'where do babies come from?' discussion with my mom...
Also explains why I don't like having sex with clowns.
Me: How did the baby get in the girl's stomach?
Mom: She got clown raped.
Mom: The clown put his penis in the girl's vagina.
Me: (cries quietly in corner)
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