2 definitions by Liberalism is a Mental Disorder
Fucking Illinois Person (or People) - Usually upper-middle-class/rich folks from Chicago who infest every bit of nice land throughout the Midwest with their big egos, personalized license plates, and undisciplined snotty children. Often confused and believe the local laws don't apply to them. Usually they drive like they're still in the "city" and with total disregard of others on the road. See also FISH.
1. "Damned FIP in his Lexus SUV just cut me off trying to make a right turn on red without using his turn signals!"
2. "What do you mean you don't carry the Chicago Tribune?" -to a clerk in a convenience store in rural Wisconsin...
3. "Did you hear some FIP just bought the old store on the corner to turn it into a bed and breakfast?"
4. "Hey check out that BMW at the Starbuck's - must be a FIP ... yup sure is..."
2. "What do you mean you don't carry the Chicago Tribune?" -to a clerk in a convenience store in rural Wisconsin...
3. "Did you hear some FIP just bought the old store on the corner to turn it into a bed and breakfast?"
4. "Hey check out that BMW at the Starbuck's - must be a FIP ... yup sure is..."
by Liberalism is a Mental Disorder December 27, 2007
Quasi-communist state loosely associated with the United States of America. Located South of Oregon and West of Arizona and Nevada. Home of all the fruitcakes and malcontents from the rest of the US. Noted for horrible drivers and a porous border. Largest non-English speaking population in the US. See also Mexifornia and UCSR.
Make sure you get the Spanish version of the driver's handbook, Jorge - and don't forget to thank the People's Republic of California for allowing it.
by Liberalism is a Mental Disorder December 26, 2007